my hands on poetry!!

am tired of being bored...
thus thought of writing something which can't be ignored!!

Am not a poet, i just try to rhyme every line
by using google and the ideas which are not even mine!!

I think i should start and my mistakes must be ignored
b'caz as u already know am quite bored!!!


it's been nearly 5 years since am in college,
nd there r some fellas whom i really wanna acknoledge...

these r my so called "sanki" frnds...
nd in our campus they have set a lot many trends!!

Discribing any of these is not what everyone cn afford...
bt i took upon this challange...because am hell lotta bored!!!


This story starts off with Mr.Shashank tyagi....
nicked as hyper nd always busy in his own bhaga bhagi...
He's is full of life,his passions being quite upbeat....
some of his passions include eat, eat and as far as i remember eat!!!

Next in the line is mr shashank khare nicked as halwai,
always busy in games and lives on lots of dawai...
is a star act in himself.. always being too much confused...
hw will always be remembered for all the things he misused!!!

Moving on to mr himanshu singh aka dohte...
juniors ka kya hota agar ye na hote...
playing CS and bozing himself are his passions
according to him by this he'll be in fashion!!!

Dhanendra soni aka dhania is one of his kind...
where does it all go after eating is the only question which comes to his mind!!!
he's addicted to his phone and is always locked in his room
answers via sms and thinks of soon becoming a groom!!!

Last one is to be descibed is amit duggar
i found no word that rhymes with duggar!!
highly confident in his pointless talks and an awful singer..
thinks himself as the next in line cisco owner!!!

Rise of A.S.S!!

once upon a tym there was a student named SR...
was the face of terror and a deadly monstor....
his aim was to eat and destroy...
that's why he was the most threatning boy!!!

his increasing weight used to give us shivers...
more than him it affected our livers!!
his weighing machine was one of our biggest threats..
the increasing numbers there used to give us sweats!!

His dominance made small gruops to gather and think...
and then they started searching for a weak link!!
As pasts show to suppress evil, one avatar takes birth...
but here in our branch nobody was there of so much worth!!

An onld saying struck and held evrybdy's hand...
divided we may fall...but united we stand...
victims came together and pledged to GOD....
and this was the birth of anti Sr SQuAD!!!!

----------------------------------------------------@nks!!

Team Spline

hell0 everyone, i thought of discussing my experiences of bangalore to all of u. i am here working on a software called spline, under the able guidance of this man,Prof S.venkatagiri.A true leader in every sense who knows the nitty gritty of whatever he does and wants others to do for him. A gem of a person and i learnt quite a bit under his Guidance..!!











This is our able team leader mr. rahul verma! In sir ko phatte marne itne badiya se aate hai ki even badi se badi company iske phatte sunke isko pyaar se le legi! the loverboy of team spline who tries to flirt with evry second chick around, but sadly "HIMMAT KAHAN SE LAUN BAAT KARNE KI"!!during this past month he has been siitin all our heads making us to do work.!! No Ghoomna Only project is his success mantra!!!














Gillu bhayankar bhaiya gillu bhayankar......!!!the most sencire banda in the team .....who even after leaving from the lab cannot leave his work behind.! ye do cheezo ke liye hamesha haan bolta hai..."gillu chal lab chal and gillu chal kahin ghoomne chal"!!!we also came to knew about his secret desires about girls[Infact girl(jo ki status messages se pata chal gaya tha sabko]. Also he is findin rather difficult to resist a IIT-D'an .Bus thodi confidence ki kami hai..Hope us bandi ke jane se pehle ek baar usse baat kar lega!!












This is ankit for u all.I came to know this body during this tour only.!!! A hilarious person, who fights with developing software more than his own code!!"ABE YAAR MERE CODE MEIN KOI GALTI NAHI HAI....SAALA SOFTWARE HE KHARAB HAI MAI KYA KARUN"...waise iske sath road pe chalna is also another tough job..ye kab kis ladki ke boyfrnd se pitne lag jaye aur sath mein sath waloon ko bhi le doobe ye kisi ko nahi pata hota!!!











this is our lovely blossom NIDHI. A sweet little talented dynamite of our team. can turn to her anytym related to any errors and 9 out of 10 times she will correct them. i think usko kaam karta dekh kaar hum besharam log bhi thoda kaam kar lete hai....!!!

















this is me, ladies and gentleman!!@nks for u all.....the lazy one for the team..ab team mein sabhi kaam karne lag jayenge to kaise kaam chalega...even acche acche ko rest chahiye hota hai...and i provide that to all by constantly urging them to take one..!!! half the tym of my coding goes into debugging and searching through books ki akhir galti kahan ho gayi...!!!kash do saal coll mein padh liya hota!!!anyways am loving this project of mine!![baki sab kaam jo kar rahe hai]...and this team effort of all of us is making the prof always happy!!!!!!












Two new member are also added to team recently..watchout for their description and tune in for latest updates..till then njoy!!!!

best wishes...

Here are my best wishes to all my btech batchmates, as probably after our summer break they all will be busy grabbing jobs...so just like like aladdin had an invaluable lamp may u all also get the similar sort of assets!!!

Our branch Icons

As i said every cartoon do resembles in itself one or the other from our surroundings. This to me is one of my best of friends Mr. Shashank Tyagi(S.R). Always Concious of his health, hope one day you achieve your PERFECT physique.














This to be true resembles the Owesome politicain of our branch Mr. Mohit Bansal. A true "JUGADU" in every sense
and really wins for this one..
















This is one of my dearest and my closest friends..."BAVANDER" urf "DHANIA" or in short "DHANENDRA SONI". I bet U provide him with anything to eat and he will not at all dissapoint u.
Let me explain a little about the term "BAVANDER": His SMALL tummy is just like a hurricane which engulfs evrything which comes in its way..and that's why the name BAVANDER..our HERO...







This is truly none other than my friend SHANKY...(hamara pyara HALWAI)..He may be the first one who probably has no or very little control over his body actions.You can expect every sort of trouble when he is your room..and the reason behind the term "HALWAI" is probably unknown till yet...He is just famed as such...













This is for sure my lovely Neo....Mr. Vikram vipul...He just need three things for his survival..NO NO you are guessing it wrong..it's not food,water and air...it's BED,PHONE and COMPUTER...if god might have given him a wish to make then probably the one would be "COULD WE HAVE 30 HRS IN A DAY..THAT WAY I WOULD GET MORE TO REST"..














Our Pyara BANKE....MR. Amit Duggar...(A1)...Slightly confused and highly confident..A Character in his own ways..probably the only who polls for all three options..YES , NO and CAN'T SAY !!!!
















This is the one closest to my heart because HE is my legendry roomie..DHOTE sir or (RAJA BHAIYA)...No one dares to take any sort of "PANGA" with this man...He's the "one man army" of our branch....Counter Strike his Passion (infact his obsession) makes him different from others....One important thing..HE NEVER MAKES ANY MISTAKES...IF HAPPENED THEY ARE DUE TO US ....














Oh.....he can be none other than our lovely amiya..the most cunning(atleast from his looks) character of our branch...kya karen soorat his aise hai....u can always feel something is in store for u when he is nearby...so BEWARE...............
















Can be no other than SPAWN....(mishra)....the most "THAKELA" insaan of our branch...I bet u can win a race with him( obviously he being on a bike and u running)..!!
A complete gaming geek who would prefer playing a DOTA match than kising his girlfriend..!!















A perfect one for POIZON (kumar)... "..JITNI MOHABBAT GANDHI JI AHINSA SE KARTE THE YE BANDA UTNI HI NAFRAT NAHANE SE KARTA HAI...."..never misses any sort of oppurtunity to abuse others..(IT"S another thing get's the double from the sufferers)...!!















" GYAN GURU"....(mittal)...the ultimate piece of our branch...Can fall to any depths in order to make u listen his awful jokes and "GYANS"...can sneak in through your defences even before u get any hint...so " BE CAUTIOUS".........














OH yes must have identified till yet...this can be none other than me....(@nks)...have a lot to write but ..." APNI TAREEF KARUNGA TO JALANTE PADHNE WALOON KO PACHEGI NAHI)...so may be some other tym!!















TILL THEN ENJOY........IF ANY SUGGESTIONS ABOUT OTHER BATCHMATES ...KINDLY INFORM ME!!!!